Not me! But I've decided that my daughter is going to become a picture book writer. How do I know this? Well, as she was sipping on her chocolate milk she pulled on my sleeve and pointed out the window.
"Look," she said. "A squirrel."
I laughed, thinking about her jar. "Cool."
"Last night I was dreaming about a cute pink squirrel and a boy squirrel. The boy squirrel found an acorn and he gave it to the pink squirrel because he was her boyfriend."
"Aw, that’s cute," I said. Boyfriend? Does she know about these things already?
"No, it’s not cute!"
"No?"
"No. Because then the boy squirrel turned into a zombie and he ated the pink squirrel."
"Dear God."
So tell me that ZOMBIE SQUIRREL GETS A DATE wouldn't be an AWESOME picture book! I'd totally buy it!
-S
"Look," she said. "A squirrel."
I laughed, thinking about her jar. "Cool."
"Last night I was dreaming about a cute pink squirrel and a boy squirrel. The boy squirrel found an acorn and he gave it to the pink squirrel because he was her boyfriend."
"Aw, that’s cute," I said. Boyfriend? Does she know about these things already?
"No, it’s not cute!"
"No?"
"No. Because then the boy squirrel turned into a zombie and he ated the pink squirrel."
"Dear God."
So tell me that ZOMBIE SQUIRREL GETS A DATE wouldn't be an AWESOME picture book! I'd totally buy it!
-S
12 comments:
My favorite part was the part where he ated her. That's what you get for falling for a zombie, girls!
I'd buy it!
It's got the perfect mix of Stephanie Meyer meets Beatrix Potter.
- Jay
Sounds like a best seller to me...grin...
LOL -- I love your kids!
It definitely hasn't been done before. And what a twist!
Kids are cool!
I insist you make her write it now.
It's clear she's inherited your imagination. :D
I would totally buy it. Even though it kinda reminds me of my ex-boyfriend. Don't ask. ;)
Hahah, my little ones would totally love it! Kid-written stories are awesome :D.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vampires, werewolves, zombies and now ZOMBIE SQUIRRELS
I think your daughter totally just called the new trend. priceless. :]
Adorable! :)
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