Today I'm going up to Portland to go to some open houses. I LOVE house hunting. It seriously makes me happy. Anyway, I have this thing where I don't want to look like some non-buyer when I go in. I want attention. I want to be taken seriously.
So I pulled out my professor sweater. Did my makeup. Then my husband came in and I asked, "How do I look?"
His response, "Very conservative."
I stared at him.
"What?" he asked.
"Sorry," he said, throwing his hands in the air. "You look hot."
See, he's learning.