Oh, man. I often wander through the book store, dreaming of the day that SMITTEN KITTENS will be on the shelf. Closely followed by like nine of my other books. And I wondered, am I jealous of the books already there? Answer-No. I don't want anyone else's career, I'm just anxious for mine to start!
But I have standards! Here are five books that I will NOT be writing any time soon:
1.) A WRITER'S GUIDE TO BEING PATIENT
2.) STREET SMARTS
3.) I WAS ON THE MONTEL WILLIAMS SHOW
4.) NEVER ENOUGH RAIN
5.) RULES TO DATING A TEENAGE ZOMBIE (kidding. I actually wrote that one)
5.) KETCHUP SANDWICH
What book will you NOT be writing this year???
-Suz
7 comments:
Hey, just wanted to let you know I linked you on my recent post about success stories!
What's wrong with a good ketchup sandwich, so long as it is Hunt's, not those other guys? Ketchup on bread. Ummm Ummm good!
I don't know what I WON'T write? I just want my career to jump start too!!!!
BUT, on another note, I read an ARC yesterday and thought of you - it comes out in April and is about a Zombie Apocalypse. hahaha
It's called The Forest of Hands and Teeth, by Carrie Ryan. And it's really good!
I here ya about wishing your book was on the shelf of a book store. I love all shorts of stories and yes there is nothing wrong with a ketchup sandwhich. I will not ever write a book about World of Warcraft, I hate that game. Boo toward WOW.
I will never write the book WRITING ON A DEADLINE.
Books Mandy will not write:
HOW TO PLAY THE GUITAR LIKE MANDY MORGAN
HOW NOT TO ATTRACT CREEPY GUYS
FLAT CHESTED: A GUIDE
Love this.. Especially - A WRITER'S GUIDE TO BEING PATIENT...
I'll never write:
HOW TO SING
THE ART OF WRITING SCIENCE FICTION
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