Oh, man. I often wander through the book store, dreaming of the day that SMITTEN KITTENS will be on the shelf. Closely followed by like nine of my other books. And I wondered, am I jealous of the books already there? Answer-No. I don't want anyone else's career, I'm just anxious for mine to start!
But I have standards! Here are five books that I will NOT be writing any time soon:
1.) A WRITER'S GUIDE TO BEING PATIENT
2.) STREET SMARTS
3.) I WAS ON THE MONTEL WILLIAMS SHOW
4.) NEVER ENOUGH RAIN
5.) RULES TO DATING A TEENAGE ZOMBIE (kidding. I actually wrote that one)
5.) KETCHUP SANDWICH
What book will you NOT be writing this year???