Ouch. Ow! Wait, no, OUCH!!!
Yes, that's me today. My personal trainer (aka: Satan) worked me out. Now, I can't get myself into a sitting position without assistance. I can't bend down to pick up the dirty socks. And I can't even THINK about lifting my arms over my head.
See, I'm not a worker-outer. I'm soft. Weak. And very happy with that. But for Operation:Supermodel, I must get in shape by August. "We must, we must, we must decrease that bust!"
So today, I'm done. Hiding out. Whining about getting tough and pushing though the pain. But if you see in me in LA this summer, you'd better have a candy bar, cuz I'll frisk for it!
Have a great day!
-Suz
13 comments:
LA Times Headline: Supermodel Writer Arrested In Bar Muggings Case!!! Candy bars that is.
;-) A really sweet headline, don't you think?
Goodmorning!!!
You can do it! make it burn!
Ahhh the joy of post workout pain :-) It's the only way you know it's working. No pain, no gain, right?
Exercise is so overrated. Though the results are usually worth it...
"We must, we must, we must decrease that bust." I know I've heard that somewhere before. Why am I thinking Punky Brewster? Is that it? I know it's something from the 80s. Gonna have to Google it. :)
Are we going to get some before and after pix of this body renovation?
Oh, Christy. You are so silly. But my goal is 15 pounds by August. Maybe I'll put the progress of that up. But definitely no before pictures. lol.
No pain, No pain.
That's my workout slogan.
Not being able to bend down to pick up dirty socks sounds like a perk. ;)
You've inspired me. I think I'll go to the gym right now and do an hour work-out instead of my usual 20 minutes. Maybe I'll even do some cardio. Maybe hit the sauna.
April Fools!!!
Actually, I'm gonna go grab a donut...
For a donut, I think I could kill a man. You've been warned... lol.
Just buy some Spanx and fugittabout it! On second thought...I wonder if any of those things has let loose?! Yikes.
"We must, we must, we must decrease that bust!"
I was just chanting that exact same thing! You can do it!
Oh my gosh! That's a line from my novel. In sync, we are
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